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Someone who is the most amazingly beautiful person ever.
Hey Bob did you see that Sugar Ass Bandit?
Yeah I did she was pro.
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Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location
"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.
you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?
A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate
Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones
A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.
After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.