The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.
No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.
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1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.
2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.
1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
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Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness
2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
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1) cougar bait
2) Girl Next Door
1) See Season 2.
2) See Girl Next Door
3) Kim Bauer
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Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass
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the best dog in the whole world
everyone agrees bauer is the best
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The mixing of a common marijuana strain known as Grandaddy Purple with keef which is a powder that is pure THC also known as Jack Bauer, making one powerful combination. On the newest season of the hit fox show 24, season 6, Phillip Bauer is Jack Bauer's father. He is also a grandfather. Jack Bauer is already a slang term for keef.
I hope you're ready to smoke this Phillip Bauer bowl! It's going to be very potent!
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When you raw dog the poop shoot without permission after strangling her with her own hair.
The Dodgers chances for back to back World Series championship have decreased due to a Bauer Outage