lorde

16 year old indie singer from New Zealand. SLAYIN

wow lorde is so much better than miley cyrus

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lord

from "gaylord".
The master of all gays.

Look at that lord, mincing down the road

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lording

Piss on a bitch weave and then tweet about it 'cause das savage

I'm lording on bitches that ain't sending nudes, ya feel?

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lord

a poncey twit. imagine 10 lords a leaping. now imagine how fucking stupid they look. Michael Flatley is the Lord of the dance. get it? Can be either a man or woman.

wait, he uses a cigarette holder?! what a lord!

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Lorde

A unit of measurement equal to 65"/165 cm, or about 9.3 bananas (for scale). The Lorde as a non-SI unit of measure came about as a result of her hit song, "Royals", in which the singer specifically requests she become a scale for measuring objects ("Let me be your ruler").

Guy 1: I'm not a big fan of tall girls.

Guy 2: What are you talking about? She's barely even 1.1 Lordes.

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lord

any substance that takes you to higher level of life; the giver of levels

The lord givith and the lord taketh; we loveth the lord.

at a party: Dude, I'm feeling down tonight. Why don't we speed dial the lord?

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The Lord

Our Lord and Savior, Danny DeVito. It is written in the Old Testament “our lord, Danny DeVito hath risen from thy ashes to resurrect vengeance on all those who hath betrayed him” Mathew; 6969

(Child) hey mom how about we skip church and go to Macdonalds? (Mom) *praying* please the Lord Danny DeVito forgive the boy for he knows not what he says

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