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Beard

Psedonym for Commander Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. The name originated from the observation that if Riker has a beard in any given episode, that episode will be a good one (and, consequently, a beard-less Riker indicates a sub-par episode). Over time, "Beard" came to replace Riker's name, in that he can be referred to simply as "Beard" (or, the less cool-sounding, "The Beard")

Nobody messes with Beard, not even Picard.

Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.

Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!

by Hewoah August 12, 2010

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The Beard

a 7o's reference to Castro, the communist leader of Cuba by the movie 'ScareFace'

"are we going to take a wack at the Beard?" 'ScareFace'

by dan westrum August 1, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beards

Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.

You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.

by shup July 7, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


beard

slang for I don't believe you

Since john didn't believe jack, he said beard.

by moesun November 6, 2017

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Bearding

An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.

Daniel: Hey man, I just installed anti-gravity plates on my truck.

Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any.

Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army.

Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah.

by Dick Darringer March 30, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearding

(vb)- the act of rubbing one's beard on someone. Can be done to any part of the body.

Girl 1: So how far'd you get with Beardguy last night?
Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!

by jasperismycar November 14, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020