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stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"
When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.
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general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
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(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef
"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."
n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
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a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter
hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains
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The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
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a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet
That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance
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