Bike

A bike is like a car, but only half as good.

A car has 4 wheels whilst a bike has 2 so is half as good.

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bike

short for bichael

Bike: Hi my name is michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entir-
Someone else: Stop, stop, stop
B: Hmm?
S: Wheres the B?
B: THERES A BEEE?!

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bike

Ivan

we don't need an explanation
Ivan shags bikes

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Bike

A bike Is a retarded way of transportation that is used to get somewhere, oftenly used to show of in front of girls or to make you look hard, most boys would spend money on then to make them better when that won’t change anything

“ yo I’m gonna hit a wheelie on my bike, to show of infront of the girls”

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Bike

Word used for a penis.

Are you going to be busy fixing a bike later on tonight?

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Bike

Penis, Dick

"I'm going to be riding his bike tonight!"

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detroit bike

Can be 1 of 2 choices...
1) When someone steals the bike you already stole
2) a bake frame, stripped of everything

1) person a: isnt that ur bike that random guy is riding away on?

person b: it was never mine to begin with. Its my Detroit bike. I'll get a new one tomorrow
2) Shit! Only my bike frame remains, looks like i have a Detroit bike now