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National Smack a Bitch Day. Smack a Bitch you know
Girl: (Smack)!
Friend: What was that for?
Girl: It’s National Smack A Bitch Day
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It's may 9th and ur going to school
Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day
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EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)
Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"
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September 27th is now known as big booty bitch day.
Bro you know what today is?
No?
Its national big booty bitch day
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On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)
A day for that “special” ugly ass kid or your friend that’s just so fucking ugly!!!
Oh wow it’s national dumb ugly ass bitch day I didn’t even know that was a day!!!
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On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street
Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today
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