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It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence
Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.
Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...
Shaun: A 15?
Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!
Shaun: LOL
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strip blackjack is a combination of blackjack and strip poker. how to play is you get a group of friends close or not very close friends and play regular blackjack. the person to have the lowest amount with their cards or by simply going over the number 21 must remove and item of clothing. socks and shoes count as one and necklaces, bracelets, rings, or any kind of jewelery and yes hair ties too are not accepted as an item of clothing to be removed. the last person to have some type of clothing on is announced winner of the game.
last night 3/11/06 me and a few of my friends(jodi, courtany, richie, calvin, and logan) were bored like no other and i(marissa)really wanted to play blackjack after learning how to play earlier that week; but my friend jodi wanted to play strip poker so we combined them together forming the game strip blackjack. the first person the lose was richie, and from then on it went jodi, courtany, me(marissa), and logan. calvin was announced winner of that round that night. i never thought that i would end up getting naked in front of 5 other people. it was the greatest night of my life so far.
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A prank game invented by Zack Parsons and friends. It was later posted on SomethingAwful.Com. The objective of the game is appear as a dream girl on an online chat and begin to lay as many "cards" which include disturbing little facts that keep increasing in their level of disturbing until the other chatter leaves. The person who wins is the one who can lay as many cards until the other chatter leaves.
"Auron86: so what kind of music u like?
Heather: oh a little bit of everything
Auron86: lol havy metal?
Heather: awww that reminds me of my lil sis :(
Auron86: whats wrong???
Heather: she's just a little baby and last week she was sleeping in her crib and one of our ferrets got in the crib with her and chewed off her nose.
Auron86: OMG" ~Zack Parsons, Dreamgirl Blackjack Article on SomethingAwful.com
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A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Taking your used condom off your cock, proceeding to shit inside it, tying off the end and then creeping up behind your girlfriend like a burgler and smacking her in the face with it.
After banging his prudish girlfriend he pulled the condom off his cock and turned it into a Mexican Blackjack to dummy her upside the head with so she would quit asking about dinner.
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A new PDA phone that is offered by Cingular that is the most awesome phone ever. It has a music player and it is comparable to the Moto Q--and is made by a better company. It also is known as a mini computer that uses the internet. It is the blackjack because of it's color and its ability to do five things at once.
All the people in the ghetto wants one of those samsung blackjack phones--it's the new thing.
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Used to refer to a woman who isn't hot, but also isn't ugly. You aren't quite sure if you want to hit it.
Term is taken from the popular card game of Blackjack, where it can sometimes be difficult to decide if you want to "hit" when your cards add up to 15.
Bob: Oh man, look at her!
Larry: Eh...she's a blackjack fifteen.
Bob: No way. I would totally hit that.
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