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college blossom

(n) One who was considered a loser/outcast in high school, but gains a flourishing social life upon entering college.

This phenomenon is most common when said individual attended a high school filled with narrow-mindedness, immaturity, and/or all around ignorance.

Tom: Hey, isn't that the girl who used to each lunch alone in the band hall? She looks all outgoing and happy now. Even a little... sexy.

Harry: Yeah, that's Sally. She's a total college blossom. She's got guys hitting on her all the time now.

by TirraLirra June 9, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lava Blossom

A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.

Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.

Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).

Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2015

45๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


jason blossom

Is a riverdale character played by Trevor stines who is SEXY AF!!!

Omg have you found out who killed Jason Blossom

by Graxe da Bitch September 7, 2017


cheryl blossom

bad bitch

cheryl blossom is a bad bitch

by girltakethatweaveoff May 31, 2019

31๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass blossom

ass blosยทsom as blos-uhm-n. a burgeoning rectal sphincter. The purtruding rosey inards of a chick that got ass fucked really hard. Sometimes a result of fisting or large object insertion.

...and then Mike fucked her ass right after Joey; she just laid there moaning with her ass blossom all stickin' out n' shit!

by JJM Productions June 21, 2007

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Johnson Blossom

When a man takes so many Viagra, that his penis slowly bursts.

Girl: "be careful with how much u take babe"
Guy: "why hun"
Girl: "in college i knew this guy who took to many and full on johnson blossomed"

by Ray_Rios August 20, 2020


death blossom

American military slang from the war in Iraq: the tendency of Iraqi security forces, in response to receiving a little fire from the enemy, to either run away or do the "death blossom," spraying fire indiscriminately in all directions. Reported on Globalsecurity.org

Those policemen heard one gunshot and opened up a death blossom on the whole street.

by Leef September 10, 2007

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