-THE BEST GANJA!
-Smells of fruit (i dont know the smell of an actual blueberry)
-Tastes like weed with a little bit of blueberry taste
-Better High than regular weed
-Not as hard of a burnout as regular weed
-quarter O of blueberry to my dome
- ludacris' song "Blueberry Yum Yum"
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after your girlfriend sticks some blueberries up there on a hot summer day and leaves 'em there for a day til they jam up then squeezes them on your face.
"ay? you hear tom's girl blueberried him yestahday?"
"yeah! I heard she raspberries too!"
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a delicious blu-ish fruit chock full of antioxidants!
(not a drug or some other random thing, a fruit...)
Person 1: oh, whatever is that delicious looking berry covered in whipped cream that you are eating for dessert?
Person 2: its a blueberry! and yes it is quite delicious and healthy too!
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A blueberry is a filler friend with not much personality to add to the group but looks ok mixed in with everyone else. Think of a fruit cup filled with strawberries, grapes, blueberries, etc. Nobody really wants to eat the blueberries, you go straight for the good stuff like the strawberries or kiwi. But the blueberries are nice additives and make the fruit cup overall more full and appealing. A blueberry friend is someone you don't really ever want to hang out with one on one b/c they will bore you to death, but if you're starving or you need more people at a party or event, you will call up all the blueberries. They will get you by but are not ultimately satisfying.
"Let's go out tomorrow night!"
"Ok, but don't invite Angela, she's such a blueberry."
"Well, I was kind of hoping to show up with an entourage."
"Fine, might as well invite her blueberry buddy, Maria, too then."
"I've been going on a lot of dates recently but I feel like I'm walking through the blueberry patch...no keepers, they are all totally meh."
***This works especially nice if the blueberry's name rhymes with blueberry so you can call them Blue ____ from then on.
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When boobs are squeezed so hard and for a long period of time that they become blue like blueberries.
"Woah, Pigeon. Those are some pretty big blueberries you got there buddy boy,"
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1) Certain plants related to heathers and azaleas, or their small dark fruit.
2) In the drug subculture, potent cannabis with a bluish tinge.
3) In "World of Warcraft," either a voidwalker demon (originally) or a draenei.
1) Blueberries grow in the mountains.
2) My roommate was smoking blueberry and gave me a contact high.
3) I told the warlock to let the blueberry tank, and the shaman thought that I was talking about him!
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WTF!!! It's a fruit!!! ever heard of it? FRUIT!
Yo, Juan, the other day I ate some fruit salad and there was this delectible round blue fruit in it called a blueberry. Then I made sweaty.
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