Bogos Binted

A meme

"Hey just wondering if you got your photos printed?"
"Bogos binted?"
"What"
"👽"

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bogo sale

Buy one, get one free.

My favorite online retailer is having a bogo sale today.

bogos binted

"Bogos Binted" is the only known translation that was produced from studying interstellar electromagnetic waves, coming from planet Kepler-22B. We believe it is an ancient race of otherworldly beings trying to communicate with a past version of ourselves, as they would have needed to calculate the time that both the light and the waves would travel in order to reach us. This means that in order to translate, we had to connect it to ancient languages, such as Ancient Pasylyptonian, and translate those messages to today's modern English.

Today, the message means that the person who spoke the words believes that the person receiving it is alien to them, and that they do not wish to make contact for a long time. This is due to the phrased roots, of being sent by aliens and not being received until millions of years later. Essentially, it can be used as an insult, or as a way to end a relationship.

"Hey man, wanna hang out later?"
"Bogos Binted."
"Oh.. I'm sorry, I'll leave"

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BOGO Bozo

A BOGO Bozo is the guy who buys an everyday item like Raisin Bran, gets one free, then can’t stop buying because the deal is so good. A BOGO Bozo can’t help themselves.

“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.

BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!

BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.

BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.

Honey I’m going to the grocery store

Didn’t you just come back?

Uhhh ...this morning maybe

Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!

bogo shipda

I miss you

I remembered what rapmonster said through the whole song for you because I missed you! BTS is more important so I forgot you had left the house.

OOPS! Jimin (the one that left) I forgot that u were part of BTS!! BOGO SHIPDA?

JESUS!! YALL NEEDS SOME HOLY WATER!

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bogos binted

an alien word for photos printed

Hey, did you get your photos printed?
bogos binted?
what
👽

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bogos binted?

how to respond if someone asked if you got your photos printed

p1 "hey, did yo get your photos printed"
p2 "bogos binted?"
p1 "what?"

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