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an epidermal display or offering from a male of good breeding. sometimes referred to as the basket of fruit or cockandballs this phallic and scrotal presentation is guaranteed to elicit a strong response from the intended recipient. not recommended for public wooing.
So Rick whipped out the ball bouquet and said, "My nuts are on your shoulder", and Matt in a stage of fervid denial pleaded, "No they're not..."
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A dirty bouquet is a sexual fetish where the recipient is deficated on and injests 30-60 hosts individual excretions. Originally conceived on Chatroulette
Inventors NB&KF
A woman walks into a toy store and says "excuse me, I need to get a toy for my son"..... then 30-60 employees come out and instruct her to her knees, then gets the employees excresions and diarrhea into her mouth. Her faced looked like a dirty bouquet. The toy goes unspoken of again.
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1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."
2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
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When you pour hot sauce on your girlfriend's asshole, and follow the hotsauce with your penis.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a hot sauce bouquet for Valentine's Day. Now I'm in the doghouse.
An instance where you think someone is waving to you, when they're actually waving to someone else or someone behind you. Can also apply to other greetings like "hi."
I was at the store yesterday and caught the devil's bouquet. I was so embarrassed.
catch the devil's bouquet
cum bucket girl thats been fucked by every cock in town
see her over there shes whats knows as la bouquet du sperm been banged more times than a drum she has
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A sly way of talking about price when negotiating for some paid sex.
I'd love to get with you, but you'll have to bring me a bouquet of roses.
Hmmm.....How many roses?
If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them