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A guy who, no matter what you do for him or how much you care about him, will ALWAYS fall for someone else, usually right in front of you.
That guy is such a Bradley, but I can't help falling for him. </3
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A guy who bears a striking resemblance to Ellen DeGeneres.
Dang, that suit makes you look really Bradley!
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Long for Brad. Usually a person who is very hairy and has an abnormally large tongue. He is very well known and well liked mainly because of his great looks and charming personality causing him to be a heart breaker, especially with the male gender... He can almost always make you laugh by saying the most reedikeedonk things. Simply dashing.
Guy 1: Do you know Bradley??
Guy 2: Of course! Who doesn't know him?!
Guy 1: Ohhh yeah, he's soo cool, I wish I was like him... I'm a hairless wimp.
Guy 2: Yeah... same here....
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Wants to die, but people keep telling him no, not realising the burden his life is to him.
Bradley: I want to die
Others: no stop, please
Bradley (to self): If only they knew of the burden I carry
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Is a giant bear. The bear claws show when aggravated, but the heart is the warmest, safest place, that loves irrevocably provided you are allowed in and have earned it.
They have a piercing gaze; hawk-eyed and penetrating. Bradleys usually have a beautiful Irish blue as their colour. Their features are stunning, and you can't help but stare and appreciate a Bradley.
Bradleys tend to underestimate their abilities, but once they see their potential and true talent, they will show their pride and wear it. Bradleys are tough, inside and out. They will really show it when someone tries to prod at them in a disrespectful way, they always stick up for themselves and the ones they hold dearest to their hearts.
Bradleys are ALWAYS down to munch on food. They have a belly full of honey at all times. Being in a Bradleys arms.. is, well, the closest you will ever be to heaven. That is your heaven. That's your home. Your safety.
Bradleys also have a really nice dick. Goddamn, can they ever dick down good. Sometimes, they CAN be dicks, but usually to pester you until they have an excuse to spank you and fuck you.
On the note of making love, It's an experience beyond tantra. It's pure.
Bradleys tend to go on tirades they are most passionate about, but the thinf is when they do, you actually listen, because of their amazing oratory skills. People do and will be intimidated by his knowledge, talents, and creative input. That's their envy.
Did I mention Bradleys have nice dicks?
Girl 1: "well fuck my ass and call me Varg, there goes Bradley again making my knickers wet and my heart flutter.."
Girl 2: "That Bradley is a fucking dickhead! He doesn't agree with my views but I STILL want him to get me pregnant!"
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