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Bryan is a guy who likes a lot of things. He is smart, hilarious, cute, nice, and most of all he is the best friend you could ever have..... Well if you want to date him he will say yes to most girls= Well he is energetic and loves a lot of friends= so go and find a Bryan and say "hi="
Melissa: " Hey did you see Bryan. I think he likes me?="
Faith: "Melissa I don't think he likes you....."
Melissa:"What he has to he follows me around everywhere!!!"
Faith: " Well i think he likes me="
Melissa: "Well go and talk to him=l"
Faith:"okay if its okay for you????"
Melissa : "Its OK!!!!!! GO NOW!!!!"
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the sweetest guy you'll ever know, he's incredible, so amazing, loving and caring, trustworthy and always honest. he is one in a million. he uses words to express himself which make your heart melt. when you talk to him, it never gets awkward and there is never an awkward silence. any girl will be lucky to have a Bryan in their life
sweetest trustworthy honest Bryan
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Lightskin nigga with a fatass dick and nice ass smile
Damm you see that boy bryan , he’s so cute and tall
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1. Bryans are like majestic stallions. They are strong, handsome, beyond the average intelligence for their species, and have big ding-a-ding-a-longs.
2. The only formal unit of measurement solely for measuring the size of one's own Gentleman's Sausage.
Elon Musk: We expect that the Hyperloop will be able to take someone anywhere 5 light years away in 2 minutes. Sadly, it will take a whole century to travel a Bryan long.
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When someone decides against texting you back but you know they have read it and texted other people or just forgot to reply.
Dude, did he text you back!?
Nah.
Ouch, I think you just got bryaned.
What do you mean?
I just saw him at the gym and he definitely has been texting.
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A Bryan is someone who enjoys swearing. He thinks that saying 'shit' before everything he says is cool, and enjoys greeting every other Bryan species he counters with a 5-minute long secret handshake. He thinks that he is good at sports but isn't that great. His personality is very dislikable, and he believes that other Urban Dictionary definitions for Bryan make him a genius. He is a petty narcissist whose life revolves around a game made in the 1960s called For the Win.
Wow, is Bryan playing FTW again?
Wow, Bryan is so smart that he tries to flip over escalators.
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Bryan is truly a beast. He's hot and sexy and I'd let him cum in my asshole. I love him very much and he always kicks the right spot.
" Oh Bryan yes, I love you too now fuck me harder. "
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