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Hyperloop

The act of two men simultaneously sodomizing each other. For best results try a combining scissoring with the double squat position.

I caught my fiancé hyperlooping our gardener yesterday afternoon.

by Bouvers March 26, 2019

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hyperloop

A high speed transportation concept that is both like a train and a pneumatic tube.

A low pressure environment inside the tube allows the 'train' to travel efficiently at 100's of kilometers (or miles) per hour.

The idea was popularized by Elon Musk.

If we built a hyperloop I could live in Paris and commute to Rome.

by ballinjack September 6, 2018

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In hyperloop speed

This is a new terminology that depicts "a speed of business' that hasn't been possible before. "ASAP" in the past denoted that work needs to be done "soon as possible" opening it up for interpretation. "Immediately" meant right now, but fails to convey the urgency. "Hyperloop" on the other hand sends the message that every second from the utterance of the word is a loss of business and someone needs to get it done in the next second.

Please send me your comments in hyperloop speed!

by Hyperloop April 7, 2017


hyperloop

A circular "loop" that occurs when trying to navigate a service-oriented website in which the user diligently and patiently follows instructions but ends up running in circles without achieving the desired goal.

"I actually tried to navigate the site to pay the $2.99 in case XM radio online is no longer free, but I'm afraid I'm caught in a hyperloop."

by Randolph Scott July 27, 2009