A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity
Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.
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A group of white women, with an unhealthy obsession of Matt Lanter and his eyes. Tend to have a right wing political leaning. Multiple holes offend them. Cult like status.
Pastimes include:
- Trying to get people fired from their jobs by stalking them on social media, then contacting their boss.
- Running multiple shame accounts.
- Begging people for money to "save" a dead ass TV show.
- Buying mugs.
The Bunker Babes have 88 holes between them.
Matt Lanter put a restraining order out on the Bunker Babes!
The Bunker Babes creep me out, Laurel.
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The fictional place to which one withdraws when they are either tired or fed up with Trump's antics, especially over social media.
There's been so many idiotic presidential tweets and backlash that I need to just retire to a Trump bunker to get away for a while. (Aka, avoid social media).
noun - The lower points of entrance on a male or female
Doug: Hey Carl, how's it going?
Carl: Not too good Doug, I have a doll stuck in my basement bunker
Lucy: Is that snake still up your basement bunkers?
Trish: Yes
a heinous lookin girl, like, holy shit ugly
That girl is one nasty bunker duck, I wouldn't hit that shit in the dark with a blindfold and someone else's dick!
A threesome with two land whales, where you avoid getting trapped in the bunker (middle) & jump out before dying from asphyxiation.
Man, I almost died last night... Drunk I was, bunker jumping two gordas when the flubber sucked me in; breathless I narrowly escaped!
A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.
man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew