CMS

An overly expensive piece of survey equipment that is pushed into an underground cavity (void) by the errant surveyor. This $120,000Aus lemming is then left for half an hour, amongst a rain of 2 ton plus sized rocks in a bid to create a 3D model of the stope. The model therein created allows the engineer to 'reconcile' the stope, or compare a model as opposed to actual void shape. This task usually ends the surveyor getting blamed for a poor CMS, when in fact it is the engineers poor design and inexperience that has left half of the gold on the footwall of the stope.....

Go and get a CMS of the stope survey monkey, we think you marked out the rings wrong.....usual reply is: learn how to design rings and you will recover all the ore...fool

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CMS

chronic masturbation syndrome

Ernie has a major case of CMS.

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cms

constant menstrual syndrome a longer form of pms.

Since my girlfriend has cms,she is always pissed at me.

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cm

An abbreviation of "cotton mouth", a term to describe the feeling of thirst you sometimes get in your mouth, no matter how much water you drink to attempt to quench it. It feels lie there is cotton in your mouth absorbing all of the liquid in your mouth and throat.

I went home and drank 3 shot-glasses full of pure lemon juice to try to end the cotton mouth I had.

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CMS

Constant Masturbation Syndrome

I couldn't help but masturbate 4 times today, i must have CMS.

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CMS

(Cunt Masters Squad) A Group of fine young gentlemen that know how to show a girl a good time.

He's in the CMS!!

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CMS

stands for Cock Meat Sandwich, its a term used to deter another guy from being gay

If you keep watching me I'm gonna give you a CMS

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