CP's

Comedy purposes

I hit that guy in the face, for CP's.

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CPS

Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?

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CP

cp means cod points

Dude: I need to get some cp so I can buy the new pack

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CP

1. (v) Cock Punch

Forcefully sending one's knuckles into the cock of another individual. Often done for the sake of justice. Great Justice.

2. (n) Cock Punch

The act of cock punching.

3. (n) The main weapon in the war for justice (great justice) waged by Cock Puncher.

Alex: "That guy is such a dick, someone needs to CP him for justice."
Mike: "For great justice!"

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CP

When a girl under the age of 18 decides to perform fellatio on a man, while letting the man film it and take pictures, then the man posts it, then it results in the man being arrested for possession and production of CP.

John: Man did you watch the vid of my daughter's friend's sister's classmate's mother's niece suck on my tool on teh internets???

Bob:...

John: Did you???

Bob: No, that's CP dude.

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cps

CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.

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CP

Completely Parra (paralyzed). Totally wasted. Trashed. Usually used in reference to photographs of you being embarassingly trashed and/or slutty.

Hey girl, you're hot AF. Send me some CP?

I have 2 hard drives full of CP photos AND videos! Get on my level!

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