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an absolute man whore. has 1000 snap bitches, but is probably smart af.
“Omg, you should go hit up that guy over there!”
“Nah, he’s such a Cael.”
One sexy beast. Will invite you to his hot tub so he can force you to draw a portrait of himself.
Cael is a cool dude. He is a little empty in the head sometimes. He always gives pineapples. Cael always threatens to fight me. He is also the rizzered of oz (but gets no bitches, only men). Cael is the hottest men on earth with 5 tiles to his name. He likes paper clothes and weed lots.
person 1 "hey is that cael!"
person 2 "yeah, I'm gonna go buy some weed off of him"
Cael is the HOTTEST guy you will ever meet. He is really nice to everyone he meets and nobody dislikes him. Most Caels are tall, but there are some short kings named cael out there. ( the short Caels are always the best ones) Cael is usually blonde with blue or green eyes and has an incredible fashion sense. not to mention his HUGE shlong. bros packing a whole 12-inch subway in there
Girl 1: no way, is that Cael over there!?!?!?
Girl 2: YEAH, omg I think it is!!
Girl 1: I've always wanted to talk to him, but I feel like he won't like me.
Girl 2: Don't worry, Cael is always nice to everyone he meets!
A Jewish transgender who loves weird fetishes but when you see him/her from a distance they kind of look like a string bean cucumber salad 🥗
There is cael collins I love being around him during Hanukkah!
when you work in McDonald's and piss in people's sprite while not drinking water for 8 days
I pulled a dirty cael on those customers