Call of Duty

Shittest game ever made

Holy crap, he's playing Call of Duty. How shit! Automatic wanker

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Call of Duty

A game that is highly addicting and ruins the lives of many teenage boys.

teen1: dude what ya doin?
teen2: playingCall of Duty Black ops.
teen1: didn't you play that yesterday?
teen2: no yesterday i played WaW you jerk i thought you would remember!

(never see eachother again)

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Call Of Duty

1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.

2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.

Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!

Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.

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Call of Duty

A game that will keep every single boy you know on XBox Live until 3AM. Apparently, it's badass.

MCpwns: bow chicka bow wow!
J3hechanova: bow chicka bow wow!
dilman15: call of duty! zOMG.

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Call of Duty

See shit

A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.

Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.

Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.

A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink

Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.

Guy 1: Do you like Call of Duty?
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.

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Call of Duty

A game full of hackers, campers, 11year olds and noscopers. Random people talking about brussel sprouts on the mic (yeah this atcully happend) and raging at people because there killing you oblivios that your bad at the game. Alltogether a bad game.

Person 1: hey what ya playing?
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!

Call of Duty

(1) Also known as C.O.D.. A series of first-person shooting video games that are famous for their multiplayer mode which mainly consists of angry, foul-mouthed five-year-olds that shouldn't even be cursing or playing the game at all at their young age.

(2) The belief that something should be done because it is your duty to do so. Hence the term "call of duty."

(1) I WILL FREAKING OWN YOU IN COD YOU STUPID DUMBASS

(2) Everyone respected him as he went above and beyond the call of duty.