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A “dive” in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible, with the pout pose if creating as much splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity
That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie “Deep Impact”
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v. to fart so powerfully that a small, round turd shoots out of your butthole and instantly leaves a giant stain on the back of your pants ...unless it is unusually firm. in that case, it just makes a small hole in your trousers.
"dude, paige just cannonballed all over her new levis!"
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when a male is about to ejaculate and the partner is across the room and the sperm reaches the partner causing it to fly through the air
"lay down over there so i can cannonball you"
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Cannonballing is when your poop just flies outta your ass
"I've just finished cannonballing," Jerry said
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Bend down in the shower and mastubate, but right before you cum stand up and it shoots like a cannonball. (might hit the shower wall)
Dude yesturday I did the cannonball and it got all over the shower wall. Dude it was sick.
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definitions for cannonball-
1) a small heavyweight sphere usually made of iron or lead that was shot out of a cannon in the colonial days
2)when you jump into a pool and curl up in a ball tucking your knees to your chest and wrapping your arms around your legs resulting in a big ass mutha fuckin splash(the wimp ass pussy version is when you plug your nose with one hand and you hold your legs with one arm
3) when the male,or chick with dick, sites donw on a chair, sofa, carseat etc. and the female ,or gay male, curls up in a cannonball as you would in a pool(see deff. #2) and bounces up and down on the very erect dick normally taking it up the ass
ex. 1) holy shit! fred just got his dick blown off by a cannonball
ex. 2)Person 1: hey why is my towel wet?
Person 2: some fatass did a cannonball of the high dive and nearly drained the pool!
ex. 3)on the way to New York my girlfriend gave me a cannonball
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Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
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