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In a chemical compound, a carbon atom that has 5 bonds and does not exist in practice - Carbon bonds usually only have 4 bonds. Created from a bathroom stall wall in the University of Michigan Chem Building.
Prof. Karatjas likes to make his tests so hard, you might encounter a texas carbon.
Joe: Dude this is the answer fo sho.
John: Dude, wtf, thats a texas carbon.
Joe: Oh shit...
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What a broke ass 1999 Honda Civic leaks from its exhaust.
That girl Crystal claims she has carbon monoxide poisoning from the leak in her exhaust pipe that she can't afford to fix.
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A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.
I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.
You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
RIP Paulie Carbone
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The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.
Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
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Useless and/or pointless person.
"Are you still going out with Claire? She's a fucking waste of carbon, that girl."
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1. The impact of carbon dioxide emissions, from an individual or a group, on air pollution and global warming.
2. A more accurate reflection of the impact of a carbon footprint. While a footprint leaves an impression, a skidmark leaves an indelible stain that is extremely undesirable and unpleasant.
Example #1: Jon got a brand new Escalade but that thing leaves a huge carbon skidmark.
Example #2: Some hippies were trying to convince me to give them money to offset my carbon skidmark so I told them to fuck off.
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