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What makes women beautiful. If you dont believe me, ask Louis Tomlinson.
Liam: What makes a girl beautiful?
Louis: ....Carrots!!!!!!!
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Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.
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An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.
On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.
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A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.
"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."
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A bogan/skezzy who piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well.
Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...
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She was really orange from all the carrots she's been eating.
She doesn't like fingers because all of the carrots she's been eating.
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