Topple Charted

To add an exceptionally well deserved exclamation to any sentence.

"Damn girl that's topple charted!"

Chart-throb

A chart-throb is a typical teenage girl's heart-throb, known for his chart-topping music/good looks.
Examples include Justin Bieber, Enrique Iglesias, and Justin Timberlake.

Girl 1: Oooh wow have you seen JB's new music video? He's so hot!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he's such a chart-throb!

wank chart

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank

Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.

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Shart Chart

A record, proudly displayed somewhere, (i.e a frat house refrigerator) marking the date, time and location of past sharts.

Andy "Dude, saw the latest update on the shart chart...girlfriend's grandpa's funeral huh?...rough"

Josh "yeah there was no way i could leave, it was awful."

Andy "Shitty dude..."

Josh "No dude, it was worse than shitty, it was....sharty."

Andy "Nice"

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chart topper

A player of MMORPG's, such as World of Warcraft, that is only concerned with being on the top of the Damage Meter. They do not care for the group and are all about the DPS.

(player)"Yo let me see that damage meter 'cause you know I be dropping some mad DPS!" (Group): "Man this mofo is a chart topper."

Chart fiend

An annoying person who's entire music taste consists of bad pop music usually in the top 40.

person 1: hey have you heard that new little mix song, its so good isn't it?

person 2: nah mate i don't listen to little mix i'm not a chart fiend.

Pi Chart

An eye chart for math geeks, with the digits of the number π and some math symbols on display rather than showing any of the 26 letters of the English alphabet and the ten numerals.

Doctors at some elite colleges are giving students who come for their medical check-up the option to choose between a pi chart and the eye chart that is commonly used in spectacles shops and hospitals.