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First off let me state that I am not from the US. I heard about cheerleaders from a friend but didn't know what they were. I came to UrbanDict to check it out. Although some definitions are overly negative and stereotypical, by reading the overt positive definitions I found out why people hate cheerleaders so much. While the negative definitions state that cheerleaders are blonde slutty airheads, the positive ones all said something like:
"I am a cheerleader and I am reaaaaal smart honest and I got accepted into harvard and stuff like that. Also stop saying that cheerleading is not a sport cuz we can break our necks yup and we have to fling people into the air and do REALLY HARD THINGS like handsprings. You try doing that. We cheerleaders are always there for our team and you're just jealous because you're not a cheerleader and because you can't get laid by one. So HA you loser!"
When I read that I was like woooooooow how pathetic.
Although I do not agree with the rants, I feel like the cheerleaders posting definitions like these just make them look worse than on the rants. Through the pisitive posts, I have found out that cheerleaders are all of that shit
1. Cheerleading is NOT a sport. It is a HOBBY for loosers who live in some village in like Wyoming with a population under 5 million. in other words, the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
2. These positive posts show that cheerleaders truly are stuck up.
3. I do not dream about getting laid by cheerleaders. Sorry!
4. You must learn that while bragging about something, you should not give examples of elementary skills such as handsprings. For fuck's sake! I practice both rythmic and Olympic gymnastics, and handsprings were something I learned early. Next time, my cheerleaders friends, plan you brags/lies out better, ok?
5. I have been practicing gymnastics for as long as I could remember, 6 times a week. It is an actual sport where you must have flexibility, strength and endurance. In return, I got killer biceps, strong legs and a full set of abdominals. Thank you very much.
And this is how I, a perfecly unbiased person, did some research for a few days and came to the conclusion that cheerleaders are generally stuck up and like to brag about the only thing in their poor excuse of a life, cheerleading. Which, by the way, is just a watered down and overrated version of gymnastics. Based on the posts here, many of these cheerleaders misspelled "stereotype" as "stereo-type". Saaaaad...
They give the US kind of a bad name, don't you think?
Also, if you would like to attempt a complaint, please email me at moxxgucci@yahoo.com
I love replying to stupid angry bastards
I think that after all I wrote, no example of "cheerleader" is needed.
But since UD demands one, here you go:
"Cheerleaders give themselves a hell of a bad image."
In case you were wondering, I'm from Rio, I'm a female, and yes, I am going to college.
Anyway, just got burned
Moxx
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Athletes who work hard to discard the hateful stereotypes that tv and movies have put into there heads. Im a cheerleader and im not a slut ho or a bitch.Y E S cheerleading is a sport that we work hard for. The competition consists of 4 different parts which are dance,stunt,tumbling,and cheer. Im sick and tired of being put down by you people who dont know a god damn thing about cheerleading. BeCause i promise you ,you couldnt do what we do if you tried. So the next time you go judging a cheerleader remember this. You are no better than we are.
P1: look at those cheerleaders
P2: yea i bet shes a whore
Me: stfu
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1.) Female member of a sporting team's cheer squad. Characterised as attractive, unintelligent/naive, and bitchy; highly concerned with body image, appearance, and popularity. Hyperactively supports, barracks and dances for their team during a sporting event. Usually date and sleep with jocks.
2.) Female equivalent of fanboy. Derived from the cheerleaders' blind faith in, and support of, their team. Used in application to figures such as particular bands, actors, ideals, styles, pop culture/television shows, countries, and so on. Like fanboys, cheerleaders are unable to discuss their idol objectively and maturely, rendering conversation with them useless and frustrating. This also makes their opinion on the topic superfluous.
see also: (1) jock, ditz, (2) fanboy
(1) Candi, Becki and Cindi are all cheerleaders for the Washington State football team.
(2) "Ann Coulter doesn't offer anything useful to political discussion, she's just a cheerleader for the hard right!"
"Ugh. That airhead Cindi is a cheerleader for anything the mainstream tells her is cool."
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A slutty, snobby girl who is usually self-centered and typically a flunker at school. She makes a great fuck and can even give you free head if you are a football player.
#1 "That cheerleader Suzy is the best fuck I've had this year. She even polished my knob just a few minutes ago."
#2 "That dirty whore! And I just banged her two hours ago!"
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "that is so rude! there are three poeple on my cheer squad that are in the top 20 people in our class. One of them is sexond in our class! You're unbeliebale...same with you too...your probably just JEALOUS! get over urself!"
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athletic,flexible,entergetic,independent and well known girls. they are supossed to be loud and obnoxious.its not who they really are.most people think cheerleaders aren't smart,well thats not true,they just have dumb moments just like everyone one else,but they are more well known so people reconize when they have dumb moments more than others.
shes so flexible,i bet shes a Cheerleader
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One often female and found at sport tournaments shrieking and bouncing and waving retarded poofy-things. When not at games, the cheerleader can be found in groups in the back of a car making love with a jock. Cheerleaders are often screaming at the top of their lungs in a way to express excitement.
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A pussy with a slutty girl wrapped around it.
Usually too caught up in being popular to study so she will have no skills, other than sex, when she graduates.
It won't matter because she will end up fucking some rich guys brains out until he marries and supports her for the rest of her life.
She will spend most of her afternoons fucking around on him until nobody wants her old stank anymore.
She will then spend her time thinking about the good old days.
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