sexond

The time it takes to have sex

they dissapeared into the bathroom for just a sexond

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sexond

a sexond is the unit of seconds while having sex.

He lasted only 30 sexonds!

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sexond

a unit of sex time, in seconds.
(i.e. how many seconds the sex takes)

dude man, i was with courtney last night, and i swear to god it lasted like 360 sexonds.

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Sexonds

When after finishing the first round of sex and you want to ask for the second round. Sexonds? yes please!

A husband leans over to his wife and asks for Sexonds, please?

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Sexonds

Sexy seconds

Joe: bro me and Lucy had 1000 sexonds!!
Lucy: I don’t exist I’m a figment of your imagination

Sexond

Regretting sex.

Dude I slept with Mandy and now I am having sexonds.

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Sexond Date

1. a second date involving sex. 2. after a positive first date, the expectation that sex will happen on the second date.

1. "Dude, how was your second date?"

"No, my friend, it was a sexond date."

2. "How did your first date go last night?"

"Let's just say it was good enough to try for a sexond date..."

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