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Chelseas are awesome girls who are hard to not fall in love with. They have big blue eyes, shiny dark blond hair, and ivory skin - which is ironic because they usually reside in sunny southwestern America. They don't care too much about what they look like, but always look beautiful. Despite being very cunning and intelligent creatures, Chelseas have the tendency of being clumsy with words and actions. They will trip over nothing, run into walls, and unintentionally say the most hilarious things. Always resilient, they can endure an ungodly amount of partying for their small stature. They can even intake over 6000 calories a day without gaining a pound. Very loving, humble, and loyal creatures, they tend to be huge cuddle bugs and passionate lovers. Chelseas are the most judgmental people in the world, but have the biggest hearts and only use their (always correct) judgments against people who truly deserve it.
guy 1: Who's that little blond in the GG shirt that just tripped over her own feet in the hallway?
guy 2: That's a Chelsea.
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Chelsea:
A comon female name, can be described in numerous ways:
- An awesome personality
- a person who friends who are car whores :)
- loves Forest Gump
- has a long line of male followers ( common male follower names : Alex, Curtis, Ryan, Chesley, Justin, Zack and more)
- drives an awesome car
- drives savagely shaking her fist at everyone
- loves random things
- loves drinking from crazy cups
- Believes there is a she wolf in your closet and will stop at nothing to release her!
- stuffs peoples faces with doretos
- loves her friends
- LOVES singing Very loud in her car
- eats massive amounts of poutine and pizza dip
- someone who likes to drive 80 in a 30 zone
- excessively drinks whiskey
- save your friends from common creepers locking them in cars
Anneika: hey look at all those guys going up to that house
Sarah: yea thats Chelsea's house!
Jimmy : alriteeee, I totally just watched Forest Gump, it blew my mind!
Josh: yea I know, Chelsea told me to watch it to!
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chelsea is an amazing chick who always wants to hang out with her best friends. Chelsea is an active and loving girl who will always find her true love at a young age even if it takes her many attempts. A Chelsea is a committed person who always goes for the captain position in a team. A Chelsea always manages to fall in love with a Ryder even if he doesn't love her back. A Chelsea loves to get out there and will never stand for bullying, but will also call you a dick head or another swear word many times a day. A Chelsea is a gracious loving young girl if you are dating her never let her go and if you like don't let her forget it. Chelsea will always crack a joke even if it is the wrong time you will always want to hang around a loving Chelsea.
Ryder: did you hear Chelsea likes me, she's so gross
Josh: how could you say that she's beautiful.
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Chelsea is a girl with long captive blonde thick hair, and stunning sea blue eyes. She is a deffinition of a book worm and likes English. when shes with her group of friends shes the weird one, Chelseas are always dreaming of having a boyfriend but never seems to get lucky. Chelseas love travelling, playing netball and eating nutella and watching netflix.
she is usually VERY flexible and loves people with long eyelashes. Dont get on her bad side with her friends though, she will beat you up!. an if her friends have a boyfriend she doesnt like she will tell them. chelsea is very loyal and supportive.
Person 1: i hate your friend she is so rude and annoying.
Chelsea: HEY! come at me and see how i taste, for being a brat to my friend.
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A beautiful, intelligent girl.She tends to be short and very awesome. A Chelsea has an amazing sense of fashion and style. Chelsea's are breathtaking and fun to be around. All around an amazing girl
Chelsea is the girl of my dreams
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A football club from London (Chelsea) England. The actual name of the club is Chelsea Football Club (CFC) and the nickname is the "pensioners" or "The Blues"
As of 2005 Chelsea easily dominate almost every club in English football and Chelsea are in the top 10 clubs in the world.
The club despite its huge success also suffers from a great deal of negative press. This is a reflection of the pettiness that is commonly associated with the British people in general. It is of course a slight to the highly educated individuals from the island but a very common reality all the same. The first person who posted about Chelsea is proof of that.
The entire negative atmoshpere surrounding the club is born of jealsouy due to a rich Russia businessman buying the club and then spending a great deal of money on the club. The fact that such a positve thing could happen to an English business (CFC), along with all the benefits to the various English leagues, and the people of Britain and the British media could still react with such venom makes a very clear statement about those people not Chelsea football club.
All the same, the enthocentric behavior of the British people has caused several uncomfortable situations for the club. Much of this can be traced back to the fact that the media and the English FA are heavily invested in stocks in the historically powerful clubs in England. Normally, these investors would simply move their stocks over to the "new" powerhouse club but in this instance Chelsea is a privately owned club so the investors in positions of power have reacted by trying to set Chelsea up. Most of these attempts have failed and Chelsea have come out winners anyway.
This in part is due to the fact that core of players for Chelsea are British and were completely prepared for the juvenille reaction from the masses and also partially because the backroom staff were well aware of how the British people are so like sheep they will follow whatever the media states.
Example: The average British person believes that the United States has the highest instance of obesity despite the fact the BMA has publicly stated that Britian actually has the hightest rate of obesity and there has even been commericals released over the fact.
Result, the media makes something up to sell copy and the masses in Britain regurgitate it like parrots despite it being untrue.
Fact: the people of Britian are more obese than the people of the United States.
Chelsea beat Liverpool at Annfield,again - yet it never gets old watching the media darlings get stomped on.
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A fashionable New York City girl who is quite actually a geek
Person 1: Wow she's so stylish
Person 2: HA she's a mathlete
Person 1: Wow. What a chelsea
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