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Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.

Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?

by Paul Redfern January 01, 2009


born again christen

person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.

they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christens.

by bigposerhead February 08, 2005


Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013


christen clover

Has a huge heart and is in love with a man named Nathan Twist

She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with

She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time

She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out

She stripped off her clothes like a Christen clover and ran into the ocean naked with no fears

by Twistedclover March 07, 2024


christen ally

jean kirschtein’s wife😁

person: damn i really wish i had some jean kirschtein rn😩
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧

by jean kirschtein’s wife March 01, 2021


Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.

"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."

by akaRakxm September 29, 2023


Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.

"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."

by Octobabe July 03, 2023