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Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.
I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.
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The act of putting a piece of shit in strange and unusual places to startle or surprise people.
While we were walking through the garden, Dorothy noticed a Stinky Chupacabra on the garden gnome's shoulder.
The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.
The Grapeview Chupacabra is a ruthless killer
Another name for marijuana; weed; the devil's lettuce
I just smoked some of those chupacabra droppings I found out in the field
1)A myth from of Mexico about a creature thats like a vampire in which it attacks farm animals
2)An episode of the X-Files that only exist in re-runs
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the cousin of the every day seen chupacabra. a beast known for its raging nipples that can grow to at least 2 feet. the nipples are used as both of a lure and a self defense mechanism. when hungry or erect it will use its nipples to lure in little creatures like bunny's and squirrels, which he/she will attack or fuck to the death.
his gigantic nipple are also a form of self defense. if under attack the albino chupacabra would start swinging his nipple.
(by our studies, it is said that getting hit by a albinos chupacabra is equivalent to getting hit by 2 buses. amazing.)
in addition to swinging his/her nipples wildly. he/she will lactate. causing blindness.
a albino chupacabra is described as a chupacabra with pale white skin, giant nipples, and either a gaping but hole for male or a gagina for the female.
"ohhh god i almost died last night"
"what happened"
"i was attacked by a albino chupacabra"
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when you have a theesome with two ugly chicks. chupacabra sandwich was also a character on transformers "beast wars"
my favorite characer from beast wars was "chupacabra sandwich" when he destroyed the peaceful gnome people in megatrons ass
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