When you're not hot enough to bang one of the main band members so you have to settle for their filthiest roadie, who insists on dipping his turtle neck shit on your forehead
The lads wouldn't give me the bang last night so I had to do a dirty Cillian and let him initial my chest
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Fat loser who everyone slags and itโs very funny because he is defensless and is mad for half of limerick and Emma cross
Autistic child:Cillian canโt hang himslef because heโs fat
Cillian: :(
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An absolute sex symbol. The ultimate definition of sexy. He will make you cream until your balls go flat due to the lack of cum. He is sex.
โOMG is that cillian mcmunagleโ cried Dylan as he fainted due to the cum being projectiled out of his penis.
โOooooooohhhhhhโ said John, doing the same thing.
Pretty much Cillian Murphy acting like a complete herp a derp in just about all of his films.
Cillian Derpy crying in Watching the Detectives should be enough to prove the point.
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A child that is obsessed with WW2.
Ew, cillian michael murphy. Must be H*tler's son.
1๐ 2๐
A living breathing idiot who ignores his fans and ruined Peaky Blinders.
Did you see Cillian Murphy the other day? I canโt believe I saw him. Iโm going to have to avoid him forever.
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A pussy with a tiny cock, a bit gay
Heโs sucked a cock, heโs a cillian doyle