sigma cinema

Otherwise known as "Literally Me" films.
As The Kino Corner says:
"It's a loose collection of movies that typically star men on the fringes of society. They're usually regular guys who just snap, but sometimes they are complete psychopaths."

"Sigma cinema" term comes from the fact that every character in those types of films is a self-reliant man taking matters into their own hands and isn't influenced by others' opinions. They believe in their actions and values, which in the case of these films, can often cause disastrous consequences. In a nutshell, sigma cinema means films unintentionally targeting the "sigma male" audience.

Examples:
Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho"
William Foster from "Falling Down"
Tyler Durden from "Fight Club"

Josh: So I watched American Psycho last night. Bateman is literally me! Like, for real!
Mike: ...Are you sure about that?

Rob: I've been wheezing at the term "sigma cinema" for the past hour.
Mike: Me too.

KFC Cinema

An Asian film site with an infamous message board complete with a lot of hot man sex.

The orgy never stops at the KFC Cinema MSG board.

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experimental cinema

Into experimental cinema: to participate in anal sex; the small auditorium as opposed to the main theatre.

Yeah, my girl's into experimental cinema.

Read: Yeah, my girl likes it in the ass.

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Cinema Summary

A great guy who ensures that you dont die due to an apocalypse/monster outbreak. Also makes sure you have a damn good day.

'Hey, Cinema Summary told me to have a damn good day!'
'Same!'

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Cinema bend

When a pornstar's triple XL dong has a large bend around halfway up the shaft, like a hose with a kink in it. Typically occurs in veteran pornstars who likely suffered an injury while pounding the ass of a she star like a late night home invader.

Dude, your double XL dong points north flacid and east when erect.

Yeah I heard a loud fap followed by a popping sound during the filming of "toot cream: Louisville fucker," but didn't feel any pain considering the numbing surfactant all over my weeng wang.

That's what I call a cinema bend.

Cinema-Job

Getting a blow job in a movie theater

Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."

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KFC Cinema

A great site devoted to Asian and Asian related films. Here you can find reviews, columns, updates, buy DVD's from sponsors, and they have a kick ass message boards.

You want to find out if a movie is good or not? Go check out KFC Cinema.

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