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A coaster enthusiast is a type of person who knows everything about theme parks. They mostly travel to different parks around the globe and ride new coasters they like to call, coaster credits. The amount of coasters they have been on is ones credit count. You would usually find coaster enthusiasts in the USA or Europe.
"My friend is a really annoying coaster enthusiast.
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An ingenious device designed to separate the user and their lunch
Alton Towers is full of cola roasters *roller coasters
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1. Experiencing shallow emotions that change quickly.
2. Becoming emo because it's hot and everyone else is doing it.
Sal: Shawn was really depressed in Algebra today but by English comp he was happy again. Then by History he'd quit the football team, dyed his hair black, and had it cut so his bangs are covering his whole face.
Mike: Must be on an emo coaster.
Sal: Is he wearing girl pants?! Look at him flip those giant bangs. It's so.... so angsty.
Mike: No! Don't get drawn onto the emo coaster! Resist. RESIST!
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n: a roller coaster full of obnoxious bro's that scream excessively even when the ride has come to a full stop.
Ah damn here comes the broller coaster. Hold your ears.
A coaster nerd from New Jersey who thinks everything gives ejectow except for the ones that actually do. He has claimed to have had AIDS, foot lice, & he has eaten his own crap before, although he has gotten past all of those. (At least publicly) He thinks Jersey Devil Coaster is the greatest thing ever even though it has flojector at best. He is a literal demon so that's why. He also thinks whatever the top 2 coasters he's ridden is the top 2 in the whole world, even though he's only ridden less than 3% of all coasters. Finally, he can be very geen sometimes, so watch out for your local Coaster Demon!
Tarby: You have AIDS, Kyle (Coaster Demon)
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev
By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.
Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.
Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"
~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
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A girl to whom height is important.
Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there; he's so cute!"
Girl 2: "He's too short for me. You have to be over 6 feet for this ride."
Girl 1: "Ah, you're a roller coaster. I guess your carny greased you up for nothing tonight. He's all mine!"
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