This describes a female who is sexually inactive.
Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?
58π 3π
a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)
Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.
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The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.
Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.
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Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out
To have a cobweb rocket
Having a dusty "rocket" or penis
When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it
Your dads cobweb rocket
The act of putting gum in your asshole and proceeding to have anal sex. Afterwards, the male chews the bubble gum out of the asshole and blows it until popped, making a gummy, bummy, cummy fiasco.
βChet I pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom!β
βDude I totally pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom too LLLL!β
somebody whose head is obviously devoid of anything else.
I have to go meet Mike because he ran out of gas again. He's such a cobweb head.