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A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks.
Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.
Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.
AKA: the new Nike
Coca-cola is a bad company.
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once a cheap way to get high until the goddamn goverment banned crack. Now i have to spend 6 grand just to get my weekly cocaine fix from some mexican dude who dont sell it pure.
god i wish for the good old days when a 12 pack of coke was all you needed for a coke fix
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The best drink ever because it has cocaine in it.
Must.........have........Coca.......Cola.
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A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.
"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"
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Zero sugar, same great coke taste. Now with a hint of added vanilla
Friend: do you have Pepsi?
Me: you mean Coca Cola Zero sugar, same great coke taste, now with a hint of added vanilla?
A very nice beverage that also cures headaches because it used to be medicine.
Want some Coca-Cola?
Sure, my head is actually hurting, so I need some.
coca cola
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