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where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up
alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours
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Rap a "fruit Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and give a female to opportunity to perform oral sex on you.
I bet that Cock Roll-up tasted good last night
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phrase first used on suicidegirls.com by member Emovi, a member whose first language is not english, in a thread referencing the beauty of one of the site's models (Katie). this occurred on April 1, 2004.
from this grew a 20+ page thread on SG involving many variations and alterred-to-fit images, spread to other web forums, spawned a music video, t-shirts & caps, etc.
original full phrase: "o god i am all the day with my cock up this girl make me so horny... i am the only one??"
some phrse variations:
in reference to Monty Python's Silly Walk sketch, "i am all the day with my walk up"
in reference to watching original Star Treks, "i am all the day with my spock up"
and so on.
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A word used by Luis. Actual definition TBA.
Other variations of the word: Cock him up, cock her up
Hey that bitch is looking at you; cock her up!
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A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
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Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!
"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"
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Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up
"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"
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