Roofie Colada

Roofie Colada was originally coined by Quagmire on Family Guy referring to a drink with a roofie in it for a female, his means of getting laid.

Over time female lushes started referring to drinks 1/2 liquor 1/2 mixer or less as Roofie Coladas.

Its first known reference in this way was seen on Facebook in early October of 2010 by a female alcohol connoisseur aka lush in the suburbs of Chicago. That post was immediately followed up with shenanigans of "Me Too" & "I Roofied Colada'd myself again last night" by other women who like to party.

Since then it's quickly caught on & took a turn for the worse when drunken idiots started making "brands" of Roofie Coladas such as Goosey Coladas which were Grey Goose w/ a splash of seltzer water & lime.

Roofie Coladas always seem like a great idea at the time and are fun for the whole family but aren't much fun the next day.

Yay it's the weekend! I need a Roofie Colada STAT.

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Tuna Colada

1.To pour a pina colada mixed drink into your partners vagina,then drink it out.

2.A bad tasting mixed drink

1.if we get really freaky tonight i will be making some tuna colada's.

2.Pina colada?more like tuna colada!

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Cosby Colada

Bill Cosby's special drink

How do you fancy a Cosby Colada?

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Pina Colada

A pina colada is known as a cocktail, on the other hand if you have a VERY immature mind a pina colada is known as a penis!!

Darian: Do you like pina coladas?!?!
Shannon: O yes, very creamy
Darian: *laughs*

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anal colada

Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency plus mayonnaise. The mayonnaise is a must!!

she sucked my dick after we had anal sex and she said she loved the taste of anal colada and wants some more!! omg i love you!

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Roofie Colada

An extremely intoxicating beverage composed of half water, half vodka, and excessive amounts of Crystal Light powder. Best when shaken together in a water bottle, this sickeningly sweet concoction makes an excellent "to-go" drink and tastes virtually alcohol-free. If you don't black out, you made it wrong.

This Roofie Colada isn't strong enough. I had one sip and now I'm only a little tipsy.

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pinaquila colada

A Pina Colada, using Tequila for alcohol instead of rum.

I just made an awesome pinaquila colada. I used blanco tequila instead of rum.