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College

Originally a location of higher education, now it's a shitpost and it's honestly kinda funny

Person1:I honestly don't want to date any women

Person2: bro?!?!?!

Person1: until college

5 months later

Person1:hey guy-

Person2 : college

by mc!play konop May 15, 2021


College

Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.

An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.

If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.

by someoneslittlesister December 27, 2016


College

Your in debt haha

Feck college

by Sudhrjsurhhd January 9, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


College

Adjective. Someone who's against a lot of things, and is very political in their arguments against other people. No matter what someone says, they will have an argument against it.

Julia: "Ugh this meat is yuck."
Cristina: "There are millions of starving children in Ethiopia who would kill to have one morsel of your meat, and you're not eating it on the basis that "it's yuck"? You have no consideration for anyone."
Julia: "Ugh you're so college."

by Julia_S February 26, 2007

44๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


College

1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs.

2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.

1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich."
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."

2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.

by DontbeHatin April 29, 2005

96๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


College

As an adjective, any sort of typically degenerate behavior. Usually said in the context of sexual promiscuity or alcohol related misconduct.

Celeste: I woke up naked and didn't even know which dorm I was in.
Haley: Omg Celeste stop being so college!

George: It's Wednesday night, so obviously we're hitting the bars and getting blackout.
Adam: How college of you!

Hannah: IM SO DRUNK
Celeste: COLLEGE!

by geoffmuuuucha November 9, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


College

a waste of money

dont go to college

by urgirllllllll January 17, 2019