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When someone is completely unable to stop being a pain in the ass.
Ben: I am so sick of Tracy, its always something with her. "Did you get the report done yet? Does it always have to be so cold in here? I am having work issues with Margie that you need to fix."
Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.
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Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.
Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar
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Being unable to control your need to buy things
My friend is a compulsive shopper, he gets nothing but he buy anything.
Irresistible urge to behave a certain way because of societies or social norms or influences.
She drinks because of her societal compulsion.
An ex-boyfriend who tells his knew girlfriend he's a virgin when you remember distincly f*cking him.
Boyfriend:"Honey, I swear I am a virgin!"
Girlfriend:"Well your exfriend says other wise."
Boyfriend:"Uhhhhhh....Well we only did it once"
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That person who always feels the need to top anything and everything someone else might have or done while being a compulsive liar about it all.
Lori: Have you met Niole?
Lynn: The compulsive lopper Nicole, or the nice one?
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Compulsive Shambling, or more colloquially, "C Sham", occurs when an individual is repeatedly deprived of sleep and/or stimulation and proceeds to move around at an incredibly slow and awkward pace with an often fatigued or expressionless face akin to a zombie. The few words they try to speak are usually no more understandable than a loud mumble. Compulsive Shamblers or "Shams" are often spotted at the workplace or at school and generally accomplish no more than amusing those individuals who are equally on the border of CS (Compulsive Shamblification).
Mac: Hey Jamie, have you seen Andrew today? He's looking kinda weird.
Jamie: Ya I know, hes got the Sham today, poor bastard stayed up all night doing an essay.
Andrew: Urm gehr wat?
Jamie: Sorry bro I don't speak Compulsive Shambler...or gibberish.
Andrew: meh urwh Fuack u!
Jamie+Mac: Hahaha
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