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The middleman between dick and pussy.
Man! using a condom is like you are fucking it and its fucking your girlfriend.
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A latex device used to wrap it and tap it.
She's so hot i wouldnt even care to use a condom. i want to be her baby's daddy.
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dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!
COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!
Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake
For example:
Her: Remember to wear a condom?
Him: Oh shit...
My son watches hentai
Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together
Something Fred Trump should have used.
Fred trump should have worn a condom.
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A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.
Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.
Jane: Why?
Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.
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