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A hypocritical republican who supports their party’s ideals but whines when implemented policies affect their life because they do not think systematically. Basically, a hypocrite whose motto is “crack down on others but let me do my thing.” They believe in lower taxes but then bitch when the schools are underfunded and roads are crumbling; they think the government is too powerful yet complain it doesn’t have a heavy enough hand (eg not enough cops, poor infrastructure, military isn’t strong enough); they support the war on drugs but drive drunk and use illegal drugs; they believe in the same price for the same service yet complain it’s unfair to poor people.
Examples include: coal miners in WV who believe in free market capitalism yet want subsidies for coal, corn farmers in the Midwest who vote against government benefits/subsidies yet live on the corn subsidy, community college students who believe in fewer subsidies yet attend state-sponsored education, business owners who want lower school budgets yet complain how their employees aren’t educated well, California farmers who want more immigration enforcement but lose half their workforce to ICE, pious churchgoers who support a morally bankrupt president, low income earners who cry for tax cuts yet lose necessary services when it happens, capitalist investors who complain trading fees should be lower for people who have less money.
The Confusatives will always vote for a tiny tax break for themselves, even if it massively reduces taxes for the wealthy and consequently hurts their schools and roads.
"Did you hear about that Trump supporter who got deported as a result of Trump's new policy? It doesn't get more Confusative than that."
Confusatives and NIMBYcrats are wonderfully short-sighted; it's so easy to manipulate them.
The level of confuse of one object; usually used by EPIC people
"He has a lot of confusity in his life"
The feeling you get when something that makes little sense happens.
Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the rear end with another tranquilizer dart.
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When there is an emma on the all boys chat she texts this when confused cuz she think it’s cute.
The Boys: Yooo the new COD update is like 250 GB imma have to get a new xbox famnnnn. Bare Billy.
Emma: *confusion*
Father's Day in Harlem.
There's mass confusion in Harlem today!
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the state of a person or thing or conversation where it is both confusing and complicated, if you take this word and apply it to anything you will find it fits too well a lot.
"Dude, my relationship is so confusicating right now."
"Damn dude that sucks!
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A term often associated to someone whom doesn't know their front from their rear.
When someone thinks they are in love but are really just looking for a filler of space.
When someone thinks they love their job, but are just in it for the status.
Adam Stauffer was confused about his sexuality, so he went with the first thing that knocked on the door.
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