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A hypocritical republican who supports their party’s ideals but whines when implemented policies affect their life because they do not think systematically. Basically, a hypocrite whose motto is “crack down on others but let me do my thing.” They believe in lower taxes but then bitch when the schools are underfunded and roads are crumbling; they think the government is too powerful yet complain it doesn’t have a heavy enough hand (eg not enough cops, poor infrastructure, military isn’t strong enough); they support the war on drugs but drive drunk and use illegal drugs; they believe in the same price for the same service yet complain it’s unfair to poor people.
Examples include: coal miners in WV who believe in free market capitalism yet want subsidies for coal, corn farmers in the Midwest who vote against government benefits/subsidies yet live on the corn subsidy, community college students who believe in fewer subsidies yet attend state-sponsored education, business owners who want lower school budgets yet complain how their employees aren’t educated well, California farmers who want more immigration enforcement but lose half their workforce to ICE, pious churchgoers who support a morally bankrupt president, low income earners who cry for tax cuts yet lose necessary services when it happens, capitalist investors who complain trading fees should be lower for people who have less money.
The Confusatives will always vote for a tiny tax break for themselves, even if it massively reduces taxes for the wealthy and consequently hurts their schools and roads.
"Did you hear about that Trump supporter who got deported as a result of Trump's new policy? It doesn't get more Confusative than that."
Confusatives and NIMBYcrats are wonderfully short-sighted; it's so easy to manipulate them.
the word that is most often used by women and men when they don't know how a relationship is going, or if there is a relation ship.
ME: So is there an us?
YOU: Umm, just cuz we talk every night for 2 months straight doesn't mean we're seeing eachother...
ME: I thought we had a relationship going? What about the sex, and the flowers cards and candy, and the dates, and meeting your parents?
YOU: Well, I'm confused about all this too
ME: WTF BITCH!
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this really weird feeling you get in your gut when you know somethings not right. or, not being in control and knowing what acctually is happening
no one likes to be confused/=
jen- idk this is like complete confusion, i mean like when he kissed me last night, uknow?
sam-yeah i get you
jen- i thought he didnt like me
sam-yeah
jen-/=
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unable to grasp the truth behind a given emotion or concept
Jack was confused that Arnold said something bad about Daisy because Jack knew Daisy to be a wise person.
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What? How did I get here? Where the...
Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!
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George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president
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