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A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?
Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!
Facts that are led by the most of Murphy's Law all at once and you know that, but even so you know nothing can be done to prevent that other than falling into ANOTHER Murphy's Constant.
1. When I looked out the window, sky was so cloudy and as dark as tar, so I decided to carry my umbrella with me. Following the Murphy's Constant, a punch of wind has just blown all those dark clouds away, suddenly. Then I had to keep my umbrella in hands during the whole sunny and hot day. That, untill I realized I forgot it somewhere. And guess what?! Without my umbrella with me, when I was in the wide open center of the city, miles way from home, making my way back home on foot, since I lost my bus, that hot and brighty sunlight turned back into a gloomy, and even darker mass of clouds than before and the whaterfalls poured all upon me, until I arrived home, closed the door behind my backs and that shiny sun appeared again. Plus during that storm, occured a power outage...
But if I didn't carry my umbrella when I was leaving home, rain would have started right at that moment, I would get to work all wet, and that bright sunlight would have been shining while I was inside that closed building and with my umbrella with... Just happened MILLION times with me... that's one of my Murphy's Constants!
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Dude 1: Bro, I'm in constant pain.
Dude 2: Oh, sounds like you've been attending your school classes!
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the constant quaker is a A short film about two men. One named "Roberto Spalding Havier Boulavardez Fischer" also known as "Bob" who is wealthy, well rounded, highly educated,and has a diverse ethnic backround, but mainly spanish who is very full of himself and gets along with absolutley no one. The other, Gardner Gardner Price (yes his middle name and first name are the same)who has no ethnic backround except the fact that his ancestors were quaker puritans who lived on a farm in pennsylvania. Gardner has little educational experiances, a little less then the average 2nd grader and yet he somehow managed to be somewhat sucsessful. The movie is a constant arguement between these two men who call themseleves best firends. A very funny comedy between two bizarre men having lunch.
Bob " I don't know why i talk to you Gardner, you're so uneducated!"
Gardner " oh yeah!? oh yeah!? your a filthy peice of trash!"
Bob " wow Gard."
(part of a long arguement in the constant quaker)
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In a world that changes all the time, one thing remains constant: the Blumfield Constant. The idea of this Blumfield Constant originated in a typical ap physics classroom. The Blumfield Constant is always the same, under every circumstance, in all situations, in any universe. The Blumfield Constant is strictly defined as equal to 1910289327x10^81e in the units (torr^2)(molality^normality)(J^5)(ohm^8)(Tesla^12)/(pi^12amp)(cosine phi x rho)(Gidfields^3). These units work perfectly fine in terms of how molecular shape affects magnetic fields in a lit frictionless elevator specifically designed for weighing fish. The elevator must be rapidly changing in pressure/temperature and there must be a constant supply of gamma ray radiation coming from a source. The unbelievable constancy of the Blumfield Constant cancels out and sometimes even overpowers the rapidly changing conditions in the elevator. The Blumfield Constant applies to the hair of the person weighing the fish in the elevator, which MUST be absolutely constant throughout the experiment for the problem to work. Gamma radiation ensures the constancy of the weigher's hair. The work on the discovery of the Blumfield Constant was pioneered by "Mr Gibfield," whose own unit is included in the Blumfield Constant. Mr Gibfield is recognizable by his extremely constant hair, santa beard, and nose shaped like the greek letter "lambda."
Yoni: Hey, I'm really having some trouble weighing my fish in this elevator. Help me!
Dustin: Dude calm down! Just remember to use the Blumfield Constant and everything will work out.
Yoni: Sweet! I did it! But why is my hair so constant now?
Dustin: ¡No es bueno! We better go see if Mr Gibfield can fix this
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The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment does not approach importance until 30% or greater into said video, conversation, or comment.
Brian, I applied the Wadsworth Constant to that porn video you gave me and thankfully skipped all the dick sucking.
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Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook
I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!