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When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards
I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit
A very tasty food purchasable from BK ( Burger King ) for £1. it has a sweet liquid topped ontop the reasembles Cum and also little brown clusters the represent my shit. you can also ask for no cum or shit all though this means that the taste wont be as good.
Chinese woman: Hello welcome to Burger Kin how may i help you?
Me: Give me a fucking BK Fusion Cookie and Cream!
Chinese Woman: Ok that is one pound.
Me: Here you Cockel Picker, And i want no Shit but lots of Cum
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A bubble created by cum and bits of shit that is farted after anal intercourse.
Daryl was having a wonderful night, until his silk panties were ruined by cookies & cream.
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When a black guy creampies a white girl.
Tyrone: I gave Katie some Cookies & Cream.
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A nice big juicy round BOOTIE.
When A girl is shaking her bootie so hard that it explodes.
Hey girl lets mix with the cookie cream.
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One girl takes a shit on another girls tits, while a couple of men (preferably 5) proceed to jack off onto the girl's tits, often preceded by the ejaculation of the second onto the shit for added flavor.
"Hey, man. I went to Sally's the other day with Rebecca and the guys, and we did a Russian Cookies & Cream."
"That's lit, bro."
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A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
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