cooked

When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.

He is cooked but he is still working.

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Cooke

A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.

As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.

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Cooked

When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.

Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"

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Cook

One who makes food.

The cook of the family is Sarah; She makes delicious cake.

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cook

To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.

"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

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Cooked

Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.

1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!

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cook

1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone

i just cooked that girl over there last night.

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