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"to cork" somebody, is to fuck them so hard that their eyes start to pop out.
mr worms gave miss grunt such a ravaged corking, she couldnt walk or sit down for 3 days
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A variation on the word plug.
some one who is completely useless and stupid. the act of doing something dumb.
LUCAS D, Peter P, Tyler VG, Randy Moss
jimmy-wow i really like that shirt.
bob-its pink
jimmy-thats why i like it
bob-your a f***ing cork
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(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
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Thigh Haematoma.
Cork thighs are common injuries in Australian Rules Football but usually are not serious. Occasionally, bleeding in the thigh can be severe.
Cork injuries can be deliberately inflicted by a swift blow to the thigh by a knee or punch.
For example, the Sydney Swans coach Paul Roos suffered a cork thigh during his career that required surgery to stop bleeding from deep arteries in his thigh. He was forced to wear a thigh pad to protect this region for the last few years of his career.
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verb: A slang term for expelling male ejaculate. To explosively shoot one's nut inside of or on to someone else.
"I had my girl friend bent over the table and right as she came, I pulled her hair back and popped my cork in her ass. It was beautiful."
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What Sammy Sosa uses to increase his homerun production and attain stained records.
Sammy Sosa and his personal trainer agreed that a combination of cork and steroids is whats best to inflate his stats.
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To claim NOT to do something.
Antonym: Dibs
(bird takes a crap on car winshield)
Corks!
(calling not to wash it)
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