British/Canadian term for going to the cottage, chalet or camp located in a rural or semi-rural area.
We're going cottaging for the long weekend.
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When public employees, especially police, fire, toll and emergency workers, hide away somewhere away from the public, possibly together, in order to goof off on the job, or pad their hours, especially for overtime pay.
Joe pulled in 2000 hours of overtime last year from cottaging on the job.
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To patronise Chicken Cottage, a UK fast food chain specialising in competitively priced fried chicken products.
Zaf really wanted to go cottaging, he needed the fried goodness of chicken cottage after that sweaty workout!
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the act of cumming in a girls vagina and continuing the pumping action. This churns the cum into a cottage cheese like substance.
Tasmin was really horny the other night so her boyfriend decided a cottaging was in order.
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the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage
fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead
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a place in the middle of the forest where Baxter and Donkey lived and *made music*
person 1: hey have you heard about the cottage of love?
person 2: hell yeah!
An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trumpโs fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.
Unknowing victim: โI just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.โ
Me: โBLOCK THEM!โ