You Could Be Mine

A song by the hard rock group Guns N' Roses

I was listening to You Could Be Mine on the radio the other day and it gave me an Eargasm

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If looks could kill

Baby im the fashion.. demon.. ridin down candler road and im speedin.. i got hella hoes tryna fuck me n my bros... i got hella shows lined up im on the road....

yooo bro do you like if looks could kill by destroy lonely? I kinda feel like that wolf in the meme right now broo..

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if i could fly

that one direction song that two gay girls sing to each other, because that song defines their relationship and means the world to them because they are endlessly in love with each other

if i could fly i'd be coming right back home to you

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The Little Shit That Could

When you have a piece of shit that takes forever to squeeze out of your bunghole. After sitting on the crapper for 10 to 15 minutes you begin to push harder and harder, saying to yourself or out loud "I think I can, I think I can." repeatedly until you finally shit it out.

He sat on the crapper for about 20 minutes, and pushed and pushed as if he was going into labor screaming "I think I can, I think I can!", until the little shit that could finally dropped into the toilet.

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could care less

A misuse of a phrase similar to the misuse of the word irregardless. A phrase used by uneducated people intending to communicate the meaning that they do not care at all. Educated people notice and those who use this word instantly identify themselves to educated people as being uneducated. Educated people rarely correct them because it helps educated people more easily identify them if they are well groomed.

Idiot in a wife beater: "Hey woman! I'm thirsty, get me another beer!" Equally idiotic woman who lives with this man: "I could care less what you are, get your own damn beer."

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The Little Engine That Could

An animated film from 1991 that is a retelling of the popular story of the same name, but is a lot better than many cartoons in that era. (The music, the characters have names, them in general, the storytelling/humor, etc.)

The 1991 version of The Little Engine That Could is probably the most underrated animated film I've ever seen.

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The Sink Could Be Shipping

from popularmmos, gamingwithjen's (jen) famous quote from titanic bloopers

Jen: "Wait! We should go back! Cal and my mom should know!"
Pat: "What if they go after me?"
Jen: "The Sink Could Be Shipping!"

(laughter)