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When your underground child sex ring escapes and you have to take your white van and round them up
“Oh boy looks like the ice cream man is pulling a Cramer”
(NOUN):
A Person who publicly establishes a vested interest in a certain stock or company, only for it to absolutely f*cking dump the next day.
A: "Hey B, Check out NFLX, I think it'll moon tomorrow on earnings! We're gonna be rich"
B: "Alright, I'll throw half of my savings into it..."
One day later....
B: "WTF A, I'M DOWN 50%. THAT WAS MY LIFE SAVINGS! You really Cramer'd this one! WEN LAMBO?? WEN MOON??
1) An action, typically involving the purchase of some type of financial instrument - such as stocks, bonds, options, or crypto - that is without thought, intent, reason, or any sign of common sense and involves loosing large amounts of money.
2) To blow up one's trading account
3) To royally f*** up
I heard this guy say this crypto currency Ethereum was about to go up 40%, so I put all my money into it. Since then, it's dropped 60%! Man, I really cramered that one up...
The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.
Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.
Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately
It's when you let the hype dictate your trade, and you bite into it like a newb. After you watch your stock go the other way, you realize that you didn't know anything and that you are gambling. Mad Money got you and sold you a pile of shit via the hype train.
You get some GME stock?
No, I got cramered into buying a shit load of CCIV after the pay day.
Austin Cramer is a red headed cowboy who wears boots and always wants to fight someone, but he’s a cool friend
I saw Austin Cramer riding a horse yesterday with massive boots