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A very sexually attractive, usually adorable and young girl between the ages of ten to nineteen.
Joe Smoe: Man, you should've seen the fuckload of creamies at Jake's party last night! Some looked like grade schoolers!
Matty: Are you serious? Why didn't you text me, you prick?
Joe Smoe: I was too busy fuckin' 'em, dumbass! Ha!
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Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.
John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"
Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.
"Mmmm, creamy beige" -Old Gregg
When one ejaculates on another's face while they're sleeping.
"Yo, we should give Cole a creamy dreamy"
"That's a great idea, Kai!"
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A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.
“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”
“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
When you produce Siemen into a cup and put whip cream on it and drink it
Stacey: MARK GIVE MY A CREAMY GOBLIN
Mark:sure honey jizz
Taking a shit while jerking off
Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!