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Portugese 20years old
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals
Cristiano ronaldo skills are buffling
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To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.
To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.
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Fit, gorge, amazing Portuguese footie player...best of the best. Euro Cup...need I say more? I think not.
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A nancy-boy football player from portugal, currently enemy #1 in england, cos' of a wink (You know what i mean) soon to be killed by Wayne Rooney
In my opinion that Cristiano Ronaldo is a proper cunt
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A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.
Cristiano Ronaldo take it up the arse.
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cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
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main def: a walking orgasm, hot as a boiling pot, sexy as, beautiful, talented, doesnt speak english though (awwww) but wtf cares, HE'S HOTT
minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
random girl(a): hey look its cristiano ronaldo!
random girl(b): *faints*
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